1.09.2008

Random Hot Sh!t Vol. 2

It's the return of the randomness! No one shall be spared!



Random Hot Kicks:


Nike SB Dunk Hey

Fitness Quotes from T-Nation.com:

"I think men should just withhold cock. Women should withhold the vag, too."

"...We need IQ tests before having children and we need body fat tests before being allowed to practice making children.

I'm kidding. But not really."

"You know what's not missing? Gimmicks."

"Unfortunately, it's easier to change a person's religion than it is to pry the Cokes and bread out of their chubby fingers."

"I told one fat guy to have a low-carb protein shake at night to reduce nighttime overeating. What did he do? He mixed it with whole milk, then added sugary yogurt, and bananas. Then he told me he was "doing just what ya told me to, Mr. Shugart!"

*puts the Coke away and does 500 sit-ups... minus 495*

New Missy Elliot: Ching-A-Ling

Pros: Missy's back! And not on drugs!
Nice beat.
Cons: Lyrics are a bit sub-par... or maybe up to par compared with the latter part of 2007.
Lacks the innovation & "fresh" factor of previous singles, ie: Work It

And I got 495 more sit-ups to go so until next time, never tip your barber saying "stay in school".

3 comments:

Alex Delarge said...

Ughh!!..Missy, she should be gone along with New Jack Swing..and she is always rapping about how good her shit is..Frankly I think she is trying to compensate for something...

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Spen Zilla said...

shoes are nice.. i saw the supra skytops recently and they look cool, minus the flowery plaid girly design. youre right about the missy track, not fresh enough to be a single.. it'll probably still do ok anyways tho

meesh said...

Ehhh @ the new missy track you know it doesn;t take much to be considered "hot" these days but i dont know why i expected more! this wont be making it to my zune.... the end